Avenue Q Off Broadway

23 reasons Why It Sucks to Be You (Inspired by Avenue Q)


1. You live in Brooklyn, but not Williamsburg
WIlliamsburg

 

2. You probably live between Avenue P and Avenue R
Avenue Q Brooklyn Map

 

3. Everything is out of your price range
young and poor

 

4. Because your job is really an internship
intern

 

5. You probably wonder why you majored in English or some other Liberal Art
I can spell

 

6. Screw work experience, you have two Master Degrees

grad school

 

7. You ask yourself everyday what you are doing with your life
What have I dont with my life

 

8. Because what is a budget?
too poor to buy alcohol

 

9. Because roommates

theresnocake

 

10. But you haven’t given up!
Fix the Internet

 

11. All your friends friends are getting engaged and having babies
everybody is getting married

 

12. Dating hasn’t gotten any easier
i am going to die alone

 

13. We all know the internet is really really great
The internet is for porn

 

14. And we all know the internet is not for research
the internet is for porn

 

15. Its for selfies

mean girls regina

 

16. And yes, the Internet is for porn

 

17. Because you have to be reminded that there is life outside of your Apartment
millenials

 

18. You also constantly wish you could go back to college
I miss college

 

19. You catch yourself saying “Life was so simple back then”
I dont want to grow up

 

20. You are in an intense hide and seek search for your life purpose
What is my purpose

 

21. But helping others feels awesome
frodo and sam

 

22. Because Jury Duty
jury duty sucks

 

23. At the end all you can do is take it one day at a time
one day at a time

 

 

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